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aurelia

Сaмое cмешное, чтo мужчинa твoей мeчты... этo чащe всeгo, чeй-то бывший козёл...

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Monaco

"Направил резюме в РПЦ. Пригласили на встречу. Сказал, что хочу работать в отделе инквизиции.

Посмеялись, заявили, что мне нужно было родиться несколько веков назад. Потом серьёзно посоветовали зайти к ним года через три-четыре."

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Monaco

Стоит чувак, облокотившись на  мерина. Номера 666 777. 
Мимо идет другой. 
- Хм... 777 - это что за регион? 
- Регион - это ты! А это московский номер

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Aaliah

My neighbor bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of
his old fridge,  he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:

"Free to good home. You want it, you take it" For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50."
The next day someone stole it.

 

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate
Agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and
has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up
with that stuff."

 

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A friend of mine used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,   7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific"

 

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My brother find his luggage at the airport baggage area. So
he went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his
bags never showed up.
She smiled and told him not to worry because she was a trained
professional and he was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"...

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Maggie

Идет интеллигент, видит говно. "Хмм", — думает и интеллигент и тыкает говно палочкой. "По плотности говно!". Рассматривает в лупу: "И с виду говно!". Трогает пальцем: "И на ощупь говно!". Лизнул запачканный палец: "И на вкус говно!". А ВЕДЬ МОГ И НАСТУПИТЬ!".

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aurelia

Иду - темно !

Смотрю- пятно !
Нюх нюх- говно!

Ням ням - оно!

Как хорошо что не наступил! 

xD

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Дарья666
Posted (edited)
43 минуты назад, aurelia сказал:

Иду - темно !

Смотрю- пятно !
Нюх нюх- говно!

Ням ням - оно!

Как хорошо что не наступил! 

xD

 

Эт про  наших копрошников xD

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