What guys say on cam/What guys actually mean on cam

[Maggie]

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What they say: "I want to see you cum."

What they mean: "I want to see you cum in a way that is visually pleasing to me whether or not will get you off easily.

When they say "Where are you from?"

What they usually mean is "I need to find out if you live close enough to me so I can get you to drive over here and fuck me, since u r a webcam slut and all."

What They Say: "What do you do in pvt??"

What They Mean: "Talk about all the dirty things you do so I can jerk it and cum to you just talking about it and then leave without ever taking you private!"

"Show feet bb" = "I'm whacking off now and want to see your feet so I can cum for free"

"Stand up bb" = "I'm whacking off now and want to see your whole body so I can cum for free "

"You're a whore." = "My mother never loved me."

Mmmmm bb stand up = I'm too lazy to go to your profile and look at the 20+ full body pictures you have posted.

"I'm here to be your friend" = "I'm a freeloader and will sit in your room asking for attention and waiting till someone else tips you"

"Someone tip this beautiful girl" = "I'm watching for free so I need you guys to pitch in for me to blow my load all over my keyboard in my parents' basement"

"Show me your ass before pvt" = "Show me your ass instead of a pvt"

"I want to be your slave and obey you" = "I want you to read my mind for things I'm into but will never tell you about"

"Do what you like baby" = "Grab the biggest dildo you have and bang the shit out of yourself"

"Do XYZ for us" = "I want you to do XYZ now and I don't give a fuck about others"

"I'm into feet, bb - are they cute?" = "I want my fetish show for free, because feet are non-adult"

"you're so hot", "you're so gorgeous", "you're so beautiful", "I love your smile" = maybe if I compliment her enough, she will forget about wanting money and give me a free show as a reward for my compliments and niceness.

"You look exactly like my mom/sister/cousin = "Let's roleplay in free chat."

"Has tipped 500 tokens" = "I think you are new/dumb enough to believe I just tipped you by typing out that I tipped you"

"faster, harder, harder, HARDER, cum, cum, cum NOW, squirt squirt SQUIRT NOW" = Im a virgin

"I need to know what I pay for", "Give me a preview of your ***, I'll buy a show if it's good enough" = " I'm a beggar but this will make me sound like a shrewd gourmet"

"You look so nice and special, you're too good for this. Do you need a friend?" = "I'm trolling the site for personal info. Mind giving me your FB so I could harass you into giving me free shows?"

"I'm 6'2, good looking, muscular guy, 9 inch cock" = "I'm a gift to women and I deserve a free show"

"I'm 6'2, good looking, muscular guy, 9 inch cock" = "I'm middle-age, out of shape chain-smoking mouth breather probably stealing my neighbor's internet (my cam is broken, bb)"

"I have a business proposition for you. Can you PM me, bb?" = "Different song...... but I'm still a freeloader who wants a free show"

"Do you like big or small cock, bb?" = I am fapping and I need to hear you talk about cocks so I can cum for free.

"What is your favourite position, bb?" = I am fapping and need to hear you talk about sex so I can cum for free.

"What is your favourite roleplay, bb?" = I am fapping and need to hear you tell a dirty story so I can cum for free.

"*girl X* will do a Skype show for 400 tokens! I'm not paying you any more than that!" - I only have 400 tokens.

"damn ur expensive" = "even if you were $0.99 I still wouldn't pay as I want everything for free"

"You are too ugly/fat/vanilla to charge X.XX" = "I don't have X.XX"

"Make me hard before pvt" = "Make me cum"

"How old are you?", "Where are you from?", "Are you hairy/shaved/trimmed?" = "How does one scroll the page down to read the bio?"

"Can you show me the outfits you have?" = "Turn your room into a complete mess, get everyone leave the chat and then see me go away never to be seen again"

"YA BITCH! SLUT! Answer me BIATCH! STUPID UGLY HO" = "I'm 13 years old and I'm so happy you can't punch me in the face!"

"I sent you a picture of my dick, Do you like it?" = "Now that you saw my dick, I'm entitled to seeing some pussy!"

"Do you have a nice ass/feet/tits?" = I want to see you flash for free, and think that I am being truly sneaky and clever about it. You will never suspect that I am asking to see them, just asking about them. Mwahahahaha.

"I have a 15" cock" = I truly believe that women want to be impaled during intercourse, and that you are just a dumb slut who will believe that my penis is 3x the average size, despite anatomical unlikelihood.

"Do you like black cock" = I would like some BBC fetish talk for free please.

"What size cock do you like? What do you think of 3"?" = I see in your profile you do SPH. I would like some for free, please.

"Will you flash your pussy for $100000 gold? I will give it to you after" = I assume that you will be blinded by greed and stupidity, and show me your pussy for free.

(After a request for a free flash is denied) "You are an ugly bitch" = I am furious that you do not respect my belief that I am entitled to everything for free, and am going to go cry about not being able to masturbate to the sight of your nipples.

"Open boob for to me mak sexy with u" = I do not speak English, but I'm going to try to talk dirty through Google translate and see what happens. If you do not understand the mangled wreckage of the english language that results, I will get very angry.

"TITS! TITS NOW! TITS!" = I'm 13, and the only boobs I've ever seen are when the chess club went swimming.

"Are you shaved or hairy bb?" = "Please talk about your vagina in great detail so I can jerk off for free"

"What do you consider small?" = "I want free sph and I think I'm super clever"

Just one nipple, bb! Plz? I just want to see one nipple = You are a dumb whore, and I am smrt so I know if I can get you too just show me one of your nipples I will be able to talk you out of your panties in no time.

Just for me, bb? Plz? = Hmmm, my compliments to her didn't make her give me free shit so maybe if I lay on the guilt trip maybe that will do it it.

"Put toy in pussy then I take you PVT for an hour/give you 1000 gold" - "I wanna see how dumb and greedy you are"

I really like you! = I am about to ask you for free stuff

OMG! You are so hawt, bb! Marry me! = I am about to ask you for free stuff

You are fat/Ugly/Stupid = I am pissed off that you won't give me free stuff.

"How old are you/what are your rates/do you deepthroat/do you do anal/what is your name?" = I am too damn lazy to read your profile, so I am going to interrupt you with inane questions. I am special. I am KING. I don't need to read profiles, the world revolves around meeeeeeeeee!

"Will you be around in ______ hrs/mins? I'll come back to you." = I want to see how desperate you are for cash so that maybe, if I wait long enough and you're still here, I can get you to lower your rates/ give me stuff for free."

"do you have tights...stockings...a g-string...a nurse outfit...a red spotted soft toy bear or some other dumb shit?" = "I just want to see you get up and run around getting these things."

"are you ready for pvt bb?" = "I want you to stand up or otherwise change your position and get really excited thinking I'm going to take you into a pvt session when really I'm just a very sad freeloader."

"do you want to go pvt bb?/lets go pvt" = "I don't understand how Adultwork works and have never clicked on the pvt button before"

"Hey BB, open my cam for a sec...just my face, promise." = Hehehe, this dumb bimbo is gettin' a sneak cock attack...and then I can jerk off.

"OH JAYSUS! You are so (extensive, crazed compliments here)" every day, every time I log on from a guy who hotlisted me, but has never paid for a show = I will stroke your ego so much you will eventually give me a free show.

"Hey there, I'm a cam model too in the dude section." = Because I made a cam profile, which no one will ever pay to see, I am so not one of THOSE guys and will bother you every time you are on. Open my cam, let's get to know eachother...for free, because we are co-workers.

"i will brb"= "i am going to log off and watch you as guest so i dont have to contribute to your countdown."

"looks like i came just in time."= "as viewing you as a guest, i saw that your countdown is over so i logged back in to chat with you while i freeload."

"How does this site work? How do you load credit? I can't find the tip button." = "I'm a mindless consumer who doesn't read anything in detail before I punch in my credit card number, especially if said product is in any way related to sexual entertainment. Also, I'm so anxiously staring at the screen, desperate for a nip-slip that I refuse to acknowledge the TIP tab, near your face or the token/credit amount, displayed next to it."

Your tits are TOTALLY not the size that you say that they are. They are (insert obviously much lesser cup size here.)

= I am so smrt! This will totally get her to prove it by flashing me for free.

OR

= You aren't paying enough attention to me, so I am going to act like a 2 year old and say things that are untrue just to get you angry because any type of attention from a hot chick is good attention.

OR

= Your prices are too expensive for me to afford so I am going to call you out in a lame attempt to sabotage you because if I make it look like you are lying about your breasts size I wrongly assume that it will make the custies that can actually pay suspicious about what else you are lying about.

Hi there! I am a girl! = Fuck, all my other Wile E Coyote plans to get her to show me her boobies in freechat have failed horridly. This one has GOT to be the one that will work!

"Why won't you show feet for free? Its not your pussy or anything" = I mistakenly believe that this sex worker is completely unaware that people can have fetishes for body parts other than a vagina, and will convince her to get me off for free.

Do you have Skype? = Please leave your room full of paying customers to do a free show for me

I sent you the money bb, it just takes awhile to show up, do the show for me now= I didn't send the money, but I think you look stupid enough to believe me

"Hey bb do you roleplay?" = "I'm going to now ask you which one is your favorite one in hopes that you'll just pop out with the one that's MY favorite one....it will probably also be something that's against the site rules...so it's even more unlikely that you'll blurt out my very specific, illegal roleplay scenario...but one day this will work and you'll blurt out, 'Mommy fucking her baby son with a sheep!' just like I've dreamed. That'll mean you're my dream girl....and by dream girl I mean that I'll instantly spooge all over my keyboard and then return every night to harass you in free chat."

"If you do x, you'll make more money!" - I want everything for free/cheapest and believe you're stupid enough to buy my gambit

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Далеко не все, что там было, но я смеюсь уже час не переставая

Думаю 95% из этого используют и на русских сайтах

[helga4u]

Ржу, это супер!

[sammy]

спасибо, поржала))) особенно про dirty talking вставило

[Dreamer]

Офигительно!

[ukrainbeauty]

блин, прям в точку)))

автор молодец.

[aurelia]

Вот это ржака!

Апну ка для всеобщего удовольствия !